I promise to lay off the muffins after this.
Well, for at least 7 days or so.
And I will just lay off writing about them. I certainly won’t stop eating them.
I had to lump them all together for you. Mainly because I love you, but also because I don’t want to be the only one who is developing a muffin top from eating too many muffin tops.
I need you to partake in the fun.
Do you know what is even more exciting? I made another muffin that I haven’t even told you about yet. It involves bacon. Did your jaw just drop?
Probably not, since you know that I would like to live in a house made of bacon one day.
This little piggy went to market.
But the bacon muffin is another story for another day.
For now, enjoy these muffins.
And your expanding thighs.
These are probably my favorite ones. I love banana and coconut. More than chocolate, more than blueberry. I know. What’s wrong with me?
Savory muffins. Whodda thunk it?
Not my favorite. Still delicious. Not chocolatey enough for my liking. For all you normal people who enjoy small amounts of chocolate, these are perfect.
Add whatever fruits to these ones that you want. Many others have added raspberries with great results. I haven’t, because seeds in my teeth confine me to a rubber room.
These are the only muffins that I haven’t attempted with whole wheat flour. I don’t want to ruin them.
I stuffed so many blueberries in these that I thought they might explode. They were perfect.
Most popular muffin, perhaps? An old classic. I’d like it more if I had bacon bits inside. Story of my life.
Now this is what I’m talking about. Chocolate and butter. The reasons I’m alive.
Anything with banana bread just belongs in my stomach. Like 16 of these muffins. At once.